The Lazy Dads’ Guide to Movies
Episode 25 Turkey Tumbler with Tony Cascarino Sauce

Episode 25 Turkey Tumbler with Tony Cascarino Sauce

August 13, 2019

In this episode……

The dads get very political. Very political.

There is no guest.

Joe thinks of a needless sex scene & Derek thinks of a good one.

Derek watches 4 films, has controversial opinions on one of them.

Derek also bought 4 films and won’t tell Joe one of them.

Jackie Chan makes Derek smile.

Amazon packaging and Commodore 64 boxes get a kicking.

Derek butchers middle eastern geography.

So much love for American werewolf in London

Enjoy!

Episode 24 Ball Bag

Episode 24 Ball Bag

August 7, 2019

On this weeks episode.........

After a major technical malfunction, we lost part one of our newest two parter with Kev Shields...so here's part two.

We discuss sex in cinema at lenght, including Willem Dafoe's.......appendage. 

DC is discussed, with a little kicking and a little praise. 

A tribute to Rudger Hauer.

Kev defends Climax, Derek still hasn't watched Logan and Joe finds a bottle with no label on it. 

if you're hungry for more Derek, check out his guest spot on The Phil Better Show. If you're not, just check out the other episodes he's not on. 

https://philbettershow.libsyn.com/

Enjoy!!!!!

 

 

 

 

Episode 23 Just slightly outside the orgy

Episode 23 Just slightly outside the orgy

July 14, 2019

In this episode: 

A special guest, Graham Young, star of Vikings, The Professor and the Madman (alongside Sean Penn) and of course, Fair City. 

Graham gives us a peak behind the curtain of life on set. 

Lot of love for Patrick Stewart, Christopher Lee and Lord of the Rings this week. 

Jonathan Rhys Myers gets a kicking. 

Derek still hasn't watched Logan, but Joe has watched Blade Runner. 

Find us on Facebook, Twitter or crying in the toilet of the local disco because no girls will dance with us. 

Enjoy!!!

Episode 22 The best TWO two JCVD Movies

Episode 22 The best TWO two JCVD Movies

July 9, 2019

In this episode.....

 

Joe's non-biological twin, Mark, guests (they really, really look alike)

Derek hurts Joe's feelings, but gains an ally on Tarantino. 

Joe hates Top Gun, but gains an ally on The Predator

Joe describes in detail a weird Jackie Chan film. 

There is no housekeeping (thankfully). 

Find us on Facebook, Twitter or rummaging through your recycling looking for left over yogurt. 

Enjoy........

Episode 21 Do your back in getting a can

Episode 21 Do your back in getting a can

July 1, 2019

In this episode: 

Another special guest Paul "Downey" Downey. 

Derek apologizes to the state of Texas and insults them again within an hour. Actually watches 2 movies!!! hates one, loves one. 

Joe hates spoilers and 24. 

We chat alot about action movies, bad sequels and prequels and video games!!!

Find us on Facebook, Twitter and possibly hiding in your back garden. 

Enjoy!!!

 

Episode 20 Speaking is just breathing fancy

Episode 20 Speaking is just breathing fancy

June 23, 2019

In this episode: 

A special guest, our researcher Ian!!! 

Ian gets a proper grilling. A Raoul Silva on James Bond thigh-rubbingly uncomfortable grilling. 

Joe hates Bond, then loves Bond, then loves Batman, then hates Batman. Then unleashes a string of metaphors.

Derek, suffering from cabin fever,  sings all the Bond theme tunes. 

Dublin Old School and some Texan laws get a kicking. 

Joe and Ian hear about seminal action flick "Next of Kin" for the first time. 

Enjoy!!!!

Episode 19 She didn’t smell, she was wearing normal clothes

Episode 19 She didn’t smell, she was wearing normal clothes

June 14, 2019

On this (very loose) episode: 

Exhaustion ravages the lazy dads. 

Joe breaks a cup and has a weird cinema experience. 

Derek has not watched any films. Also water is wet. 

We veer into video games. 

Martin Bashir and Michael Bay get a kicking. 

A competition is announced, with the worst prize ever.

Enjoy!!!

Episode 18 He gets his power from his diabeties

Episode 18 He gets his power from his diabeties

June 4, 2019

This week:

We prepare for Donald Trump's visit. 

Joe hates censorship. 

Derek likes a film which is Tarantinoesque. Except good. 

We sing some Bond themes. 

Wilford Brimley doesn't get a kicking, although morally he probably should. 

Is creativity limit by budget in film? Nope. 

Find us on Facebook, Twitter or down the back of the couch. 

Enjoy!!!!

Episode 17 Look at all these radios I have

Episode 17 Look at all these radios I have

May 12, 2019

In the second part of our sit down with Cracked Reel guru Kevin Sheilds: 

A startling revelation about Kevin's past shocks Joe to his very core. Derek remains nonchalant about the whole thing. 

Joe LOVES Godzilla, and thinks Game of Thrones is too quiet. 

The Predator gets its mandatory kicking. 

We debut a new song (did someone say kazoo solo?)

Somehow we get from Kevin Costner to burning wasps via John C Reilly and the Flash. 

Enjoy!!!!

Episode 16 I wanted it, but I’m not paying for it

Episode 16 I wanted it, but I’m not paying for it

May 5, 2019

In this weeks Episode: 

Editor/owner/ruler of the Cracked Reel, Kevin, joins us for a chat. 

He likes Fight Club and Tarantino, which angers Derek, and hates the Predator, which angers Joe. 

Are both Paul Andersons the same person? Ask Mila Jovovich.

Joe remembers something from ten years ago, and writes an e-mail. 

Derek hasn't watched anything (again)

Mel Gibson, the Sistine chapel and provocative cover art take a kicking. 

and it all ends on a phone based cliffhanger!!!

Enjoy!!!!!!